Interesting Item descriptions Anarchy Online:

Remains of AESA 10

AESA stands for Advanced Emotionally Sensitive Andoid. The series was originally designed to be pets for children and elders, but they were soon used also for other purposes, in fields like psychiatry, sociology, zoology, the sex industry, games and sports, hospitals, schools Etc.
The main problem with the AESA was that they soon were 'emotionally burnt out' and did no longer serve their purpose as attentive assistants. The AESA series 10 was supposed to be able to repair this with the introduction of the 'Forgetful Module'. This module would make the robot forget stressfull situations - so that it would never be 'filled up' with impressions.
The prototypes worked well and the series 10 was put into production on Rubi-Ka, but there was a bug with it. The AESA 10 would not only forget stressfull situations - it would also forget factual information, like who its owner was, where its 'home' was and other relative input. The androids became afraid and mad and fled all human community. Many AESA's were lost before the model was recalled, but you only rarely find remains of them.



Dreadloch Remodulator

This bizarre creation was the brainchild of a drinking club that met every Friday evening at the Dreadloch Weapons division mess hall. Known as great lateral thinkers, they came up with this creation after a particularly heavy binge by combining the casing of an OFAB Shark with an experimental flux capacitor. As a combat weapon they managed to lose most of its effectiveness. However, the added technology had the side effect of greatly disrupting the defenses of the target. Due to its complexity it's now more suited for a technician to use rather then any kind of combat trooper.




Lead Pipe


A very cheap, accessible means of crushing skulls and bone. As a bonus, it helps you mingle with plumbers.




Da Taunter!


In battle! Use Item. Monster angry! Doctor safe!


(Manufacturer Note: Many Atroxes found it difficult to develop the psychology skill needed to use the initial Aggression Enhancer. This item uses less Psychology and more Bio skill and does some direct damage on the opponent.
The nano program that does damage to the target, has been sponsored by a level 99 (anonymous) Doctor tired of dying. 'May this entice them to use it!' he is quoted saying.'

Support Beam


This piece of metal is self-explanatory. If you are smart enough to read the instructions, you are probably too smart to use it. Atroxes seem to prefer this weapon for its looks.