Sunday, February 21, 2010

A Few Qoutes from Bad But Good Movies

Starcrash:

Emperor of the Galaxy: You know, my son, I wouldn't be Emperor of the Galaxy if I didn't have a few powers at my disposal. Imperial Battleship, halt the flow of time!

Emperor of the Galaxy: For the space of three minutes, every molecule on this planet will be immobilized. But after the third minute, the green ray loses it's power. Time will flow once more and everything will explode.
Simon: Three minutes are enough, father.

Elric: My lord!
Zarth Arn: What is it, Elric?
Elric: [incredulously] A floating spaceship is about to crash into us.
Zarth Arn: Sultaan! Destroy the floating spaceship approaching us. 


Evil Dead 2:
 
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that? 


The Monster Squad:

Horace: Wolfman's got nards!

They Live!:

Nada:  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Nada:  Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat.

Nada:   You? You look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

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